Are You Lost?

You're north of heaven, maybe

somewhere west of hell

nerdfaceangst:

Here’s a wild idea:

If someone is sitting quietly in a library by themselves with their bag next to them on the other seat of the couch, do not fucking sit your ass practically on their bag like they are being a huge inconvenience. You are totally capable of saying, “Sorry, I’d like to sit here” before nearly smashing my fucking laptop with your bony ass.

barackobotm:

the american school system 

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(Source: poodlepunk, via mole)

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

(via thedailylaughs)

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

(via livinglifetothefulllestt)

pr1nceshawn:

Kids Give Their Opinions About Marriage…

(via live-loud-and-unafraid)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via robotlove098)

demoncest:

merry christmas 

demoncest:

merry christmas 

(via robotlove098)

hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

(Source: lntelligent, via robotlove098)

yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

His name is Chunk omg

yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

His name is Chunk omg

(Source: msmarveldanvers, via robotlove098)